Dec 31, 2012

Vid Day Monday

If you don't like Led Zeppelin then I don't like you. I can only assume that you are a child molesting dirt bag and so you are no longer welcome here. Sicko.

Dec 27, 2012

Vid Day Thursday?

I was going to say you could not pay me enough to do this, but I don't think that is true.  How much would it take to get you to make this climb?  10k, 100k, million?  I would probably do it for a new SkiMasterBu...well, maybe you would have to throw in a ski lake with a retractable roof for year round skiing.  So...maybe 10 million bucks or so.

Vid Day Thursday?

This vid is sick and this guy has hella big balls.

Vid Day...Thursday?

We here at the CRB were off visiting our families/significant others/parole officers for Christmas the same as most of you, so we are way late with vids or posts of any kind this week.  So how about a solid video from the University of Wisconsin Madison ski team.  They may not have made nationals this year but they had a solid team a few years ago when this footage was shot.

Dec 20, 2012

Wakeboard Wed...Errrr...Thursday (18 pics)

So it would appear that I forgot yesterday was Wakeboard Wednesday, my bad.  Suck it up and deal with it, as its now Wakeboard Thursday.  

Lots more wakeboarding after the jump.

Dec 19, 2012

Places I Want to be Right Now (18 pics)

Just got back from a vacation and I want to go on another one.  You should all send money to us so I can travel to awesome places while you sit in your shitty cubicle and count widgets.

Tons more awesome pics after the jump

Dec 18, 2012

USA Waterski Just Got Sexy as Hell

Sherman Schraft, who is on the exec board of USA Waterski and apparently not the biggest twitter user, was either hack/bot'ed or is really trying to sexy up the USA Waterski world, because his account, @SSchraft, shows two retweets from Sex Tube Night!

Aww yeah baby, gimme some of that droid free porn you know how I like it, yeah, turn around, let me see your sexy bikini stores.

Maybe this is a new marketing ploy for USA Waterski, which, after a quick poll of CRB workers, we decided that we are 100% behind USA Waterskis new "BOT PORN FOR ALL WATERSKIERS" initiative.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.

The Balance of Value

Waterskiing, in any of its various forms, is an inherently expensive sport, from the boats, to the gas, to the vests/wetsuits, to the skis, to the wall.  Its astonishingly expensive to live a life of a waterskier.

If you are a surfer, you only..really..have to purchase a wet suit and a board.  Obviously, there are mitigating factors, but, in general, that's your base equipment.  Watersports are most likely, short of waterskiing, just you, your body and a piece of equipment.  Kayak?  You and a boat.   Swimming?  you and a speedo. 

But, waterskiing is expensive.  Boats, even old used boats, are expensive.  At least if they are in any shape to  be driven.  A new Prostar 197 is, what, at least 45 grand for a new one???  Something like that?  That is a big chunk of change even if you are full of money.  

Recently, the B.O.S tweeted out that there is a new Goode Nano ski available, a 66 inch version of their ski.   Because lord knows that the 65.25 and the 66.75 inch ski could never satisfy your ski desires. 

Lets get this straight, a new Goode Nano ski is $1940.  American money. 

For a slalom ski.  Designed for professional type waterskiiers.  People that can run 39 off.  People that get paid for their waterskiing.  People that are really really good. 

95% of us do not need something like this, we do not need something that is this good.  I have a KD 7000 and previously I had a Connely F1.  Both of which, when they were new was, 700 ish for the F1 and somethin around 400 for the 7000, which was 10 something years ago. 

Neither of these skis could I possibly ski beyond their ability.  I am not a good enough skier to ski beyond the abilities of these two skis. 

Yet, people buy the latest and greatest because they think that it can help them get to the 22 off or whatever.  When a 15 year old Kidder Redline is perfectly acceptable and something that probably jives with their individual talent better then a $2000 slalom ski. 

There is certainly a bit of a jump from ski level to ski level, I became a much much better trick skier when I first tried out a goodman trick ski, the tricks that I  was never able to get on my old trick ski, I was able to master on the Goodman.  

Why is this?  It certainly wasn't the cost of the ski, nor was it that I all of a sudden became a better skier, but, because the technology behind the ski and the 15 years of evolution from my old ski to the new ski helped me out. 

But, was the ability of me to get some of my wake tricks that I couldn't master before worth the price of the new ski so I could nab a thousand more points or so in a trick pass?  How do we balance that out?

No doubt that the Goode Nano is probably a infinitely superior ski to the slalom skis that I have spent most of my life sking on. Yes, we are back talking about slalom skis after a brief sojurn into the world of my mediocre to poor trick ski skillz.

Here is where the issue arises, at what point does the incremental increase in output justify the increased input/output monetarily into equipment? 

If  you look at it from a straight perspective, there are what....10...15 people in the world that can properly ski a Goode Nano??  People that their skill level matches and/or exceeds the actual ski that they are on.  

But, for the rest of us, and odds are if you are reading this, you aren't that good.  This is not meant to be a dick thing to say, but, its true.  Are any of us that good that we would need to spend this kind of money?

In fairness, the better skis, the better equipment, the more expensive the stuff the cooler it looks and the cooler we look standing out on the dock waiting for our pull.

Think about it, you come wandering out onto the dock with the purple Kidder Supreme that Kim Laskoff rocked in the early 90's you are going to feel like a chump, but, you come rolling out with....I dont know..some Syndicate type ski, you are feeling pretty badass -JM2 (photo by mommer).

So, where is the balance, where is the value, how are we actually utilizing our money to properly supplant our waterski life with the equipment that we actually purchase.  Can we validate our jobs, the money we make vs. the money that we turn around and spend on thing that we buy for our ski life??

How is this balanced?

The thought is this, from my perspective, I can't ski beyond 22 off on a course, never once have I done it, nor have I felt like I have been close to being able to. Its not a matter of skill (at least in my head),but, its more a matter of ability to get on a course and ski it. I don't give that much of a shit about it to compare cock/breast size with other slalom skiers, I want to have fun and drink a beer.

Thats it.  But, it irritates me that I can't get beyond where I am at.  Would spending another $1000 get me a ski that can get me beyond that level and is it worth that outlay to get me there??

Lets take a look at this from another aspect.  Jumping. 

Freddy Krueger, based on raw numbers, he is a better jumper then Sammy Duvall.   In fairness, this is not a scientific situation, I have not run anything on excel nor do I have a database with numbers, but, Sammy Duvall had a world record jump of 225 feet when he retired, with rumor of him going another 20 some feet in practice. 

Freddy and Dodd and the like routinely go that distance in tournaments now days, on skis that are another 30 some inches longer. Are they benefiting from increased technology?  SURE, of course, are they  equal skiers to Sammy?

That point is debatable, but, in my head, Sammy is the single best skier we have ever seen in any genre of skiing ever.  But, then again, Freddy also makes our panties wet. 

This is the point, technology increases and innovations in skis increases and is that the thing that makes a better skier or is the skier him/her/it self what makes a better skier?

I am of the opinion that I could ski on my old Redline today, and with a bit of working out / cross fitting (i see you Marcus and Karina , and ski better then I ever have and I wouldn't need a brand new expensive ski to get there. 

Then again, just as a good carpenter does not ever blame his tools, only a foolish carpenter still cuts long pieces of wood with an Amish dual cut saw, they use a damn table saw.  

Everything changes as we go on, new technology, new materials and new experiances, all lead to our new and awesome ski life.  How do we balance all that, with what we want?  The latest and greatest equipment can't make up for our own inadequacy  if we don't put for the effort to become better skiers.

So the gist is,what, that we have to balance out the work we put in off the water, with the money that we can spend on the equipment we use on the water.  

If we can keep that balance IN  BALANCE, then we are good.  Don't try and short change the process with just buying new stuff, while understanding that the ski companies put money into designing stuff that also helps. Just keep that balance in mind, and you won't feel guilty about dropping two grand on a new ski, as long as you put in the effort on the other side to get there. 

Dec 15, 2012

Underwater LED lights are sweet

In a forum on the Mastercraft Team Talk site there is a cool thread about installing underwater LED lights, and while the silly lights on cars look foolish, underwater lights on boats are sweet.

I am currently on page 16 of the thread which was active in 2008, 4 YEARS AGO!

How am I so late to the underwater lights game?  Seems like these are the sort of thing that we should have been all over.

Never to late to teach an old dog new tricks I guess.

Check out the thread: TEAM TALK : UNDERWATER LIGHTS

Dec 10, 2012

Vid Day Monday - Fail

I made it about 75 seconds into this video and then i shot my laptop to death.  thats it for today.  go purchase a homeless person a delicious hamburger and quit being such a dick about it.


Vid Day Monday - Moar Go Pro

This takes almost a minute or so to get going, and then its pretty good

Real talk.  how come, it appears, so many videos have a long run up to the actual stuff you went there to see?  It isn't star wars or whatever, knock it off with the preamble son!

that being said, this one was submitted to us, and its good, but, cmon man, GET TO IT!

Vid Day Monday - Yelling

This song, is one you have to turn loud.  and the video is insane.  full of half naked people in masks and blood.  which you could have probably guessed from the title.  if not, notice the title, "blood", it would be wise to infer there would be some blood then.

i like apples

Vid Day Monday - I Will Eat Your Cookie

Lets cut straight to the point here, the waitress in this video is hot as hell.  Agree?  Ok, lets move on.  The black keys are awesome and the RZA is fantastic.  boom.  they make a song.  thats it.  c.r.e.a.m.

Vid Day Monday - Some Go Pro Slalom Shit

Here is a video where a Adam Sedlam....something, attaches a go pro cam to his slalom ski and skis around.   its pretty cool.  I suggest watching it, and then, when you are done watching it, you should go to your local sporting goods store and by a small outboard motor to give to you husband or wife to attach to their inflatable boat, don't be an ass.

Dec 5, 2012

Wakeboard Wednesday

Watching this all I could think is they should probably be wearing helmets.  God I am a downer.  Then I thought, this would be cool on a trick ski, so not only am I a downer I am also a dork.

Dec 4, 2012

Ski Schools from the sky (12 pics)

We have been to several of these schools, needless to say they are all worth a trip.  Some of the CRB crew has even worked at a couple of these schools, and there is no better experience than ditching all of your responsibilities and heading of to a ski school for the summer or year for that matter.


Swiss Ski School
Many more ski schools after the jump.

Dec 3, 2012

Vid Day Monday

Cool video of Krista Rogers and Ron Goodman. Ron makes some of the best jumpers and trick skis avalable and Krista agreed* to marry the they are both awesome.
*not an accurate statement

Vid Day Monday

Surfers are like skiers, but on bigger bodies of water, with no boats, and they like really they are nothing like skiers.  Well except they like water...oh hell, I don't know, but the vid is cool.

Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...