May 28, 2015

Vid Day...Thursday? Sure Why Not

I grew up in the era of neon wetsuits and tricky slalom.  Spent many an hour beating the shit out of myself on the water trying to do flips, tick tocks and side slides on a slalom ski.  I never did get very good at it...But these guys did.

Summer Time Radness... check out what we were up to on the water over Summer- Enjoy
Posted by Ikon. on Sunday, March 8, 2015

May 13, 2015

LOOK AT THIS GOAT!


HAHAHA.

Goats are awesome.


Buttermilk!  Quit jumping on your friends.

I need a goat

May 6, 2015

Waterski Haikus!!

*we made up a bunch of haikus about waterskiing, its fun, you should try!*


WAKEBOARDING
"I can see your mom from here" - Dallas Friday

Shimmering in flight
Launches off wake, twisting, spinning
Its a whirleybird!



TRICK SKIING
Dominant waterskiier or psycho killer?


The pink ski slices
Skiers are felled with vengeance
Blood pools in binding



TECHNOLOGY
Splooosh

In a split second
Calibrations are entered
Perfect pull each run



SKI GEAR
That is this persons actual skin

The severed hand lies
Abandoned in the ski bag
PHEW! its just a glove



TRAILERING BOATS
NO, TURN THE WHEEL TO THE RIGHT!

Left, Right, Curse, Right, Left
Jack knife, forward, backward, yell
Fun at boat landing



SCOT ELLIS
Scot Ellis 360 on CNN

Gray fox approaches
Duct taped ankle askew
Prepares for liftoff



TRICK SKIING
Accurate feeling learning trick skiing

Faceplant, god damnit
Catch edge, faceplant, god damnit
I hate trick skiing




BUOY BALLS!
I CONTROL YOU R LIFE

Floating, orange and proud
Guiding skiers to great heights
And to hellish depths


Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...