Dec 18, 2012
USA Waterski Just Got Sexy as Hell
Sherman Schraft, who is on the exec board of USA Waterski and apparently not the biggest twitter user, was either hack/bot'ed or is really trying to sexy up the USA Waterski world, because his account, @SSchraft, shows two retweets from Sex Tube Night!
Aww yeah baby, gimme some of that droid free porn you know how I like it, yeah, turn around, let me see your sexy bikini stores.
Maybe this is a new marketing ploy for USA Waterski, which, after a quick poll of CRB workers, we decided that we are 100% behind USA Waterskis new "BOT PORN FOR ALL WATERSKIERS" initiative.
Shine on you crazy diamonds.