USA Waterski Just Got Sexy as Hell

Sherman Schraft, who is on the exec board of USA Waterski and apparently not the biggest twitter user, was either hack/bot'ed or is really trying to sexy up the USA Waterski world, because his account, @SSchraft, shows two retweets from Sex Tube Night!

Aww yeah baby, gimme some of that droid free porn you know how I like it, yeah, turn around, let me see your sexy bikini stores.

Maybe this is a new marketing ploy for USA Waterski, which, after a quick poll of CRB workers, we decided that we are 100% behind USA Waterskis new "BOT PORN FOR ALL WATERSKIERS" initiative.

Shine on you crazy diamonds.