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Whoops and Whoops Again

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Some days we go out for a good day on the water, some good ski sets, a few ladies. Perhaps some relaxing on the beach, with a malt bevarage or 7. Some days we do it all right and end on a good note. And some days we dont.

Sweet S-Bend to Face and Much More

Pictures for Your LOL Pleasurz

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If At First You Don't Succeed?

Dude...SOOO CLOOOSE!!! Your Mobious is RIGHT THERE!

Nightmare at Winter Conference

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Indeed

The Dream...

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Hello out there, it is I, Martin Luther King Jr, speaking to you...the assembled masses though what I only can assume is the most widely read, most respected and best conduit of information available to me via this series of tubes that is known as the "Information Super Highway" I have spend my life, and now my post-life, striving to achieve a world in which white man and black man can co-exist in perfect harmony, treating each other with the same kindness that the good lord teaches through one of his, many different, versions of the bible. Heck, just the other day, we were all sitting around sharing a delicious Pizza from Sal's Heavenly Pizzeria, its right down the Addison St, past the bakery and just horizontally differentiated from the Neuron-Subprocess way station of the inner sanctum. It was Mickey Mantle, Malcom X, some dude from Butte Montana, God, Dick Pope Jr, Geraldo Rivera's Shame and some six-year old beauty pageant contestant from Colorado...white, bl

Hey! Check Out These Pictures!

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We do love the last name Momme r, You're Mom goes to college , and keeping in the spirit of the CRB, we are recommending that you check out the John Mommer Photography Website . Its pretty cool. Quick legal note: We totally nabbed this screen cap from their website. Please don't use it and hope they aren't mad at us. Links: Mommer Photos : johnmommerphotography.com

Wakeboard Dictionary

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Last year around this time there was a wakeboard tourney in Miami, remember ? Err...two years ago. Whatever, if you come to this site for up-to-date news then you are a fool. But you aren't. So, with that in mind, we revisited the Boarditup! Miami website and it turns out they have a little Wakeboard Dictionary to help out those who are either A. Not 14 years old or B. Don't really care anyways. Well, we figured we would help out a bit and add some pictures to make it a little easier to understand. Boardslide : Sliding along a rail with the board perpendicular to it. Butter : Instead of saying "The water is smooth." you could sound cool and sophisticated by saying "The water is butter." Chargin' the wake: When a rider cuts towards the wake with as much power as he or she possesses. It's about going as big as possible. 50/50: Sliding along a rail with the board parallel to the line of the rail.

Wetsuit Technology has Come a Long Way

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

A place to call (Waterski) home

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So since I have signed on to the ultra high paying job that is The CRB, I now have some disposible income. And what better way to spend that new found wealth then to purchase a villa in a waterski utopia . Of course you would have to move to New Zealand. Straight from their website "Northbrook is a gated community, close to the centre of the growing North Canterbury town Rangiora, yet also only a 24 minute drive from Christchurch city.This community offers the best of security and safety within a luxurious setting. Everything you have always wanted is now available!"

Lets Get Drunk and wtF?

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OK, if you know what this stuff is, then, you have probably been drunk before. This is not the shit you drink for a special night with the Sig Other, this is the kinda shit you drink when you are WAAAAYY to classy for Mad Dog, but, not nearly monetarily well endowed enough to spring for a box of wine. Yes, its..... wait for it... buffering... BAREFOOT WINE !!! Here, have a glass on us. Enjoy the hangover. Links: Barefoot Wine: Barefootwine.com

A Silver Bowl of Chile

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If you believe anything you read on www.skifly.com , then the U21 Worlds in San Bernardo, Chile was a rigged event with the US team receiving unfair practice time, drunken European coachs running around harassing young ladies and drop kicking skiers in the water, and just a complete waste of time because there is no U21 in IWSF. Of course if you belive anything you read on skifly you probably deserve to be drop kicked by a drunken European. This past weekend saw some fantastic sking by some of the top up and comers in the world all at one of the nicest sites in the world at the Under 21 World Waterski Championships . With the French Team grabbing the team Gold, the US team pulling down the Silver, and our chilly neighbors to the north taking the Bronze. *Update* Here is a link to get directly to the thread in question on skifly . Seriously people, lighten the fuck up. Links: U21 Article : Usawaterski.com

Jamie Beauchesne is way better then you

Thanks to the lake of sin for unearthing this awesome video of Jamie Beauchesne slalom skiing better then us. Oh, and check out his rad snowman.