May 13, 2015

LOOK AT THIS GOAT!


HAHAHA.

Goats are awesome.


Buttermilk!  Quit jumping on your friends.

I need a goat

May 6, 2015

Waterski Haikus!!

*we made up a bunch of haikus about waterskiing, its fun, you should try!*


WAKEBOARDING
"I can see your mom from here" - Dallas Friday

Shimmering in flight
Launches off wake, twisting, spinning
Its a whirleybird!



TRICK SKIING
Dominant waterskiier or psycho killer?


The pink ski slices
Skiers are felled with vengeance
Blood pools in binding



TECHNOLOGY
Splooosh

In a split second
Calibrations are entered
Perfect pull each run



SKI GEAR
That is this persons actual skin

The severed hand lies
Abandoned in the ski bag
PHEW! its just a glove



TRAILERING BOATS
NO, TURN THE WHEEL TO THE RIGHT!

Left, Right, Curse, Right, Left
Jack knife, forward, backward, yell
Fun at boat landing



SCOT ELLIS
Scot Ellis 360 on CNN

Gray fox approaches
Duct taped ankle askew
Prepares for liftoff



TRICK SKIING
Accurate feeling learning trick skiing

Faceplant, god damnit
Catch edge, faceplant, god damnit
I hate trick skiing




BUOY BALLS!
I CONTROL YOU R LIFE

Floating, orange and proud
Guiding skiers to great heights
And to hellish depths


Apr 21, 2015

NEW HOTNESS: Waterskiing on Fish


This is it.  This is going to revolutionize the water ski industry.

Renewable energy fish water skiing.

You heard it here first, Fish Skiing, the wave of the future.

Apr 20, 2015

Vid Day Monday

Cool way to start wake surfing.  Not cool hair.


Chain of Records


So a bunch of show skiers got together in Florida about a week ago and tried to break a bunch of show ski records.  While at first I thought this was kinda lame I have come around on it.  Mostly because this looked like a fun time, don't really care about the records as much as having a good time on the water.  I did notice they did not try to challange Rowboat Abides record of most beers drank while clearly too drunk to get out of his rocking chair while waving a shotgun at young whipper snappers or ODBF's record of most time spent doing nothing of any value while getting paid.


Thats a lot of footers!



And some swivel yard sales



/flip
//flip flip
///flips while flipping



40 people on the pylon of a triple rig...looks like a smooth ride.



Apr 13, 2015