I must have one of these in my back yard. The neighbors might bet pissed when I tear down their house to build it, but they will just have to deal with living on the streets so I can rock something this cool.
Jan 30, 2012
Jan 27, 2012
Shopping for a Fishing Boat
Todd: eh, loogit dat over dere...a fishin context right hurr on ballsac lake next weekend, whatcha think pa?
Pa: i like trout
Todd: yea sure trout or dem salmons or dem crawfush...*spits*
Pa: gimme 10 trout and a pack a smokes when you go
Todd: its a fish tournament pa, ain't a store
Pa: you don't say...well boy you sho dynamited the nuts out yo old boat so it sanked...prolly go to town and getcha new boat win tournament. get money get trout get lesbrians.
Todd: pa, stay off the dang aol, no more pornographones for you
Pa: *aims rifle at Todd*
Todd: *gets in truck* *cranks Brittany Spears*
Todd: *singing* I AIN'T A GIRL...AIN"T YET A WOMANS.
Todd: *arrives at boat dealership*
Ty the Sales Guy: yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo, yo, Todd my main man, the man with the plan, the man with song in your soul and dong in your..ugh..nevermind, what is going on brother from the same mother we think possibly??!!
Todd: i reckon i need me a new boat for that fishin tournament on ballsac lake nexx weekend. i gotcha get pa 10 trouts...and no lesbrians, pa tinks dat lesbrians are on the aols and fishing boats.
Ty the Sales Guy: *puts arm around Todd*
Ty the Sales Guy: Todd...bro...cuz...son maybe...i gotta tell you a secret...*whispers*..i dont know if i can do this...but, we got something here that may just blow your godamn jeans clear off your assbones..and won't be more then a little bit of money/moonshine/incest.
Ty the Sales Guy: *goes out to back of shop* Feast your eyes on this!!
Todd: YEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW
Todd: aye..old up..will my dawgs fit in dere?
Ty the Sales Guy: Your Dawgs?? I thought you hated colored people?
Todd: Dogs. like, pooches. dogs. D A W G S. *Whistles* here boys
Todd: Nah, ain't gonna work. need somthun bigger en fastar. y'all got somthun like dat?
Ty the Sales Guy: Something bigger huh? You need some size?!?!?!?!
Todd: yuh-huh
Ty the Sales Guy: You need something wit SPEED??!?!?!?!
Todd: yuh-huh
Ty the Sales Guy: You need something to get you some wet lesbrians????
Todd: huh?
Ty the Sales Guy: Check this shit out son!!
Ty the Sales Guy: This bad boy will get you to the hole quicker, make them fish drop them panties boy!! YEE HAA...its got the new for 2002 skullfucker gas injection system, gas mileage and the environment is for the queers, this dumps straight unleaded gasoline directly onto the motor for even MORE performance and fire! Put Kerosene in there, put crude oil, it don't matter, shit will light on fire and you will go faster!
Ty the Sales Guy: Talk to me Todd, is this not what you want...neigh...what you NEED to bend those fish over the barrel and shoot em??? With your Dong?????
Todd: yuh huh.
Ty the Sales Guy: Lets sign you up boy, you will be getting a big booty of trouts in no time!
Todd: *forks over cash*
Todd: Pa! come out hear, loogit the new boat we gots to catch all them trouts in the tournament at ballsac lake.
Pa: whazzat boy? cannya see im trying to eat dis moonshine?
Todd: na pa, Ty gots me a great deal i is gunna win dat dere tournament and get you all the trouts and smokes you can troutsmoke.
Pa: sounds good boy, lemme see your new fangled boat.
Pa: *gets out of rocking chair*
Todd: *gets out a beer*
Pa: *opens screen door*
Todd: Pa, you er right about dem lesbrians
Jan 26, 2012
Lake Trout Carry Out
For the first time in 10 years ski racing is returning to the Wairoa river. Where is that? Hell if I know, you have the google bar, use it.
Thomas Gilbert was just getting home in the early morning from the University Worlds and some punk decided that was a good time to snag all his ski stuff.
Its summer in the southern hemisphere so we are going to stay down there. The Aussies and Kiwis are squaring off in a 'whose the best of the best of the down under lands'. And here is another article about the tourny.
From Australia comes this sad story. WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU WHIP TUBES!
ULM is good...so says this article. That is news to no one at all.
Johnson Hui Chung-Sung was a coach and member of the national team for years with the Hong Kong Water Ski Association. He was killed in a car crash recently.
Nautique came out with a electric powered version of the Ski Nautique 200 last year, now they are releasing an electric wakeboard boat.
When people start buying non essential things like boats it is always a good sign for the economy. We here at the CRB disagree that boats are not essential...I mean Life Jacket starved to death because he spent all of his food money on beer and a new boat. But sales for many boat manufacturers are way up.
I have read this article 4 times and have no idea why this is news today...but whatever, apperantly this town in the UK banned skiing on Sundays so as to prevent the British Water Ski Federation from hosting Worlds there, even though worlds was already going to Canada. This would be news if it were not for the fact that this took place in 1978...
and now for some rocking out.
Look, a story about Kiwis!
Thomas Gilbert was just getting home in the early morning from the University Worlds and some punk decided that was a good time to snag all his ski stuff.
Awesome! Another story about Kiwis!
Its summer in the southern hemisphere so we are going to stay down there. The Aussies and Kiwis are squaring off in a 'whose the best of the best of the down under lands'. And here is another article about the tourny.
From Australia comes this sad story. WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU WHIP TUBES!
ULM is good...so says this article. That is news to no one at all.
Johnson Hui Chung-Sung was a coach and member of the national team for years with the Hong Kong Water Ski Association. He was killed in a car crash recently.
Nautique came out with a electric powered version of the Ski Nautique 200 last year, now they are releasing an electric wakeboard boat.
When people start buying non essential things like boats it is always a good sign for the economy. We here at the CRB disagree that boats are not essential...I mean Life Jacket starved to death because he spent all of his food money on beer and a new boat. But sales for many boat manufacturers are way up.
I have read this article 4 times and have no idea why this is news today...but whatever, apperantly this town in the UK banned skiing on Sundays so as to prevent the British Water Ski Federation from hosting Worlds there, even though worlds was already going to Canada. This would be news if it were not for the fact that this took place in 1978...
and now for some rocking out.
Jan 24, 2012
Afternoon Ahhhhhh
Way off topic. But we are not really a site that sticks to our topic all that well anyways.
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
4. What can you see?
5. Tell us who you think it is in the comments.
1. Stare at the red dot on the girl’s nose for 30 seconds
2. Turn your eyes towards the wall/roof or somewhere else on a plain surface
3. Keep blinking your eyes quickly!
4. What can you see?
5. Tell us who you think it is in the comments.
43@43
We had the opportunity to watch a new documentary called 43@43 about Jeff Rodgers trying to get back into 43 off. It is hella good and worth dropping a few bucks on it. Dig Dug will grace us with a proper review in a few days. But for now, here is the teaser.
Jan 23, 2012
Vid Day Monday
There are vids like this from Seattle every now and then, this one is from Utah and was shot on Saturday Jan 21st. Coming from a place that deals with shitty weather like this I can tell you that if you are falling down on ice walking to your car, its a better idea to just go back inside and mix up some Irish coffee and peace out for the day. Or you can take the route these people took and spend the rest of your day dealing with the insurance company.
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