CRB Brings the Sexy

So the Rowboat Abides posted this vid once, probably right before his 7th heart attack, and its so damn good that we are going to post it again.

Seat girls - RJ41 Productions from RJ41 on Vimeo.

This vid contains 2 of the top 3 favorites here at the CRB: Girls in bikinis and Johnny Cash. Now if someone out there in the internet lands wants to make a vid of the CRB girls skiing in bikinis and set it to Johnny Cash we would be much obliged. But that is dangerous, it might cause the internet to explode.

Carl Roberge FTW

Back in the days of 72 inch jump skis there was one man who was determined to prove to the world that he could blow the fuck up off the ramp better then anyone else. And Carl Roberge proves that in this vid.

We were going to save this vid for Monday, but its just to awesome to wait.

Lake Trout Carry Out

Morning lake trout is our attempt at keeping you all a bit more informed of what is going on in the waterski world. We will attempt to post one of these every morning, but expect it to be more like once a year or so. Thats way more our style

This story is barely related to skiing, but some politician in Arkansas is all pissed at another politician for some reason that involves one guy having the following kick ass house, a pontoon and a ski boat. I think the first guy is a loser that does not live on a lake which means he sucks.


Kneeboarding still has tournaments? When the hell did this happen? I figured all the guys from the 80s not being able to walk anymore would have proven that kneeboarding is a terrible idea. Of course on that same theme we still have wakeboarding and look at what that does to knees. So I guess what I'm saying is avoid any sport that has 'boarding' in the name. Skateboarding is for young punks that cause problems anyways.

Speaking of wakeboarding; Rusty Malinoski dominated some Canadian event that I would care about if I did not hate Canada with a passion. Its time we defend our nation from those imperialistic canucks!! TO WAR!!!

Another very sad story of a wakeboarder getting killed on the lake. This time I will not blame a dumb wakeboard boat driver or anything of the sort, so lay off the angry emails...Public lakes can be crazy places so people you all need to WATCH WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING!!!

Marcus Brown has always been a leading figure in the fashion world and he continues to rule the world fashion scene with his cutting edge sense of style with this amazingly red...thing...oh and he talks about skiing with Terry Winter.

This story is terribly written, just awful. Not only do you read it and end scratching your head wondering what the hell the author was smoking but also what is she talking about. Did this team win a tournament, or was it just some guys out jumping, who else competed...WTF. Not that I am one to talk as my writing style has been described as a cross between the author of this article and the writing of a dead guy.

Tales from the foot is a great site for getting news from around the barefoot world and the past few weeks have been the heart of the barefoot season. So they have tons of vids and cool ass pics all over the place right now.

I pity the fool

Who doesn't love this video/song.  Its the number one summer jam.



So good.

FIRE HEHE FIRE

This jump was apparently mad that someone would hit it while on shoe skis and so it burned them up. YAY FIRE

Tollywood Vid Day Wednesday

This will probably not be a reacuring feature on the CRB, not because we don't like India's Telegu language film industry, but because Tollywood just does not sound as cool as Bollywood.

hehe, I said wood...

Ice Cream - NOM

We often make fun of wakeboarding, but really its pretty damn awesome. So heres some Cable Wakeboarding skills for you to eat up.

Ice Cream Teaser from Ben Howells on Vimeo.