Feb 27, 2013

Wakeboard Wednesday

We have not shown any love to the women of wakeboarding in awhile, so here is Elisabeth Fuchs (we said fucks lol omg) tearing it up at a cable park.  Girl has skillz.

WakeRepublic - Elisabeth Fuchs from Dreamscape Asia Productions on Vimeo.

Feb 25, 2013

Vid Day Monday

YES YES YES and another YES.

The major networks produce awful garbage and call it tv, they get away with this because the vast majority of people in this country are fucking idiots.  But there are some shows networks that actually put work into making shows that do not suckle at the awful tit of stupidity that is reality programming.  HBO, FX, AMC and a couple others continue to put effort into shows that are not only watchable but also intelligent.   Shows such as Justified, The Americans, and HBOs Game Of Thrones show that TV networks are still capable of producing shows that don't make me want to stick my hand into the blender just to feel something less painful than American Idol.

Vid Day Monday

299 feet...Good lord that is a huge jump. We have posted this one before but I love the vid so here it is again. Jaret was a beast in ski fly, even Freddy was never able to top this jump. If ski fly was still around would 299 have ever fallen? Probably, but it seems we may never know as ski fly has been dead for several years.

Feb 18, 2013

Vid Day Monday

The first 20 seconds of this video are like a bad acid flashback. But then it gets down with some solid hydrofoil action. I rode one of the early Sky Skis right after the company started up after an ugly break up at Air Chair. I should remember the guys name, but I don't...I could google it and find it but I AM NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

Vid Day Monday

I water skied on a pair of old down hill skis once and that is not as easy as you would think.  Ended up having to do a sliding dock start to get up on them.  Also learned that the skis and boots sink, whoda thunk it.

Feb 15, 2013

Bad Ass Houses (17 pics)

I plan on buying all of these houses once I win the powerball a couple times.  What? I have to buy lottery tickets to win?  Well that's some BS.  

Awesome houses continue after the jump.

Feb 11, 2013

Vid Day Monday

I love this trend of making compilation vids of all the awesome stuff people do, pile all the cool stuff in one vid and boom, all the stuff I would post but in all wrapped up in a clean youtube package.

Feb 7, 2013

Would a 1750 Horsepower AMG Cigarette Boat Look Good on Your Lake?

Bro, do you even lift?

Cigarette Racing will have an AMG inspired boat at the Miami Auto Show this week, so, if you happen to be in Miami, you could theoretically go there and look at this boat.  You know, if that was your bag.

Cigarette Racing has done this, themed a boat after a M-B AMG now for the third time, they did one in 2010 based off the SLS AMG (the Benz with the gull wing doors...which is BITCHIN!!), then again did one  last year based off the C63 AMG Black (which are bonkers).

Anyway, this years version appears to be the first one powered by outboard motors, and the motors in question, this bad boy gets five 350 horse power Mercury motors. Which gives this thing a top speed of 78 mph.

I don't know what to think about this, looks kinda cool, but, seems like a glorified fishing boat.

But, whatever, if you live in Miami you aren't a proper baller if you don't have a boat like this and hang out in bikinis all day long and probably smuggle drugs into the country.  Don't you know your aiding terrorism???

Its all good though, Don Johnson is on the case.

Lets Hit The Slopes (8 pics 5 gifs)

The snow skiing/boarding awesomeness continues after the jump.

Feb 6, 2013

Wakeboard Wednesday

Does it say something about me that while watching this instead of thinking "sweet flips bro" I was thinking "that PWC driver is driving in a dangerous position"?  I am getting old...damn.

Feb 4, 2013

Vid Day Monday

Lets go from old school jumpers to the best jumper the world has ever seen, Mr Freddy Krueger.  Fiberglass skis to Carbon Fiber skis.  mid 100 foot range to mid 200 foot range.

Vid Day Monday

The voice over states the boat is a Correct Craft, but that is most likely a pre stars and stripes MasterCraft.  Old school boat + old school jumping + sweet hair styles = BAD ASS

Feb 1, 2013

CRBreakdown - Juicy Fruit Commerical

If you are old enough to remember when there was commercials for things other then cars and ear wax vacuums on tv, Juicy Fruit (which is a gum...in the shape of sticks....at the store) which had surprisingly suggestive lyrics to their jingle that, maybe, on the surface didn't mean much, but, once you listened to them closely you thought...boy...that sounds an awful lot like a blow job scenario.

But, what was fun for people like us, was that they had one of their commercials they had it staged in a sort of waterski setting.  To set the stage, envision and rolling band of maniac waterskier types showing up at the perfect waterski site and enjoying a fun day on the water, skiing, chewing gum and singing moderately suggestive jingle lyrics.
Get your skiis shined up Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit The taste is gonna move ya Move you up Move you out The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth (ed note: WHOA!)  Juicy Fruit - it's gonna move ya It's got a taste that gets right through ya Juicy Fruit - the taste is gonna move ya
First, watch the commercial and then after the jump we are going to deconstruct the commercial and really get at the core elements of the production.

Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...