Indiana Beach is Closing Down

Strange and suprising news coming out of Indiana.

Indiana Beach to close after 94 years. https://t.co/psgL2bup1V

— WTHR.com (@WTHRcom) February 18, 2020

Not going to lie, didn't know they had strong enough electricity in Indiana to actually power a roller coaster over your mom.

From a personal level, they could use a bomb to explode that place and we would be fine with it, back in the day, we had a significant other who went to ski at the ski show there. 

They were no longer that, post, that.

So, fuck that place.  Fuck your state. Fuck your roller coaster.  May you melt into the sea with your shit basketball and your shit corn.

Oh, and your race track sucks.