Feb 7, 2013

Would a 1750 Horsepower AMG Cigarette Boat Look Good on Your Lake?

Bro, do you even lift?

Cigarette Racing will have an AMG inspired boat at the Miami Auto Show this week, so, if you happen to be in Miami, you could theoretically go there and look at this boat.  You know, if that was your bag.

Cigarette Racing has done this, themed a boat after a M-B AMG now for the third time, they did one in 2010 based off the SLS AMG (the Benz with the gull wing doors...which is BITCHIN!!), then again did one  last year based off the C63 AMG Black (which are bonkers).

Anyway, this years version appears to be the first one powered by outboard motors, and the motors in question, this bad boy gets five 350 horse power Mercury motors. Which gives this thing a top speed of 78 mph.

I don't know what to think about this, looks kinda cool, but, seems like a glorified fishing boat.

But, whatever, if you live in Miami you aren't a proper baller if you don't have a boat like this and hang out in bikinis all day long and probably smuggle drugs into the country.  Don't you know your aiding terrorism???

Its all good though, Don Johnson is on the case.


  1. 5 350s...that could pull a big pyramid...

  2. or you could pull some sweet tail

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