*we made up a bunch of haikus about waterskiing, its fun, you should try!*
WAKEBOARDING
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| "I can see your mom from here" - Dallas Friday |
Shimmering in flight
Launches off wake, twisting, spinning
Its a whirleybird!
TRICK SKIING
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| Dominant waterskiier or psycho killer? |
The pink ski slices
Skiers are felled with vengeance
Blood pools in binding
TECHNOLOGY
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| Splooosh |
In a split second
Calibrations are entered
Perfect pull each run
SKI GEAR
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| That is this persons actual skin |
The severed hand lies
Abandoned in the ski bag
PHEW! its just a glove
TRAILERING BOATS
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| NO, TURN THE WHEEL TO THE RIGHT! |
Left, Right, Curse, Right, Left
Jack knife, forward, backward, yell
Fun at boat landing
SCOT ELLIS
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| Scot Ellis 360 on CNN |
Gray fox approaches
Duct taped ankle askew
Prepares for liftoff
TRICK SKIING
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| Accurate feeling learning trick skiing |
Faceplant, god damnit
Catch edge, faceplant, god damnit
I hate trick skiing
BUOY BALLS!
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| I CONTROL YOU R LIFE |
Floating, orange and proud
Guiding skiers to great heights
And to hellish depths
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