Waterski Haikus!!

*we made up a bunch of haikus about waterskiing, its fun, you should try!*


WAKEBOARDING
"I can see your mom from here" - Dallas Friday

Shimmering in flight
Launches off wake, twisting, spinning
Its a whirleybird!



TRICK SKIING
Dominant waterskiier or psycho killer?


The pink ski slices
Skiers are felled with vengeance
Blood pools in binding



TECHNOLOGY
Splooosh

In a split second
Calibrations are entered
Perfect pull each run



SKI GEAR
That is this persons actual skin

The severed hand lies
Abandoned in the ski bag
PHEW! its just a glove



TRAILERING BOATS
NO, TURN THE WHEEL TO THE RIGHT!

Left, Right, Curse, Right, Left
Jack knife, forward, backward, yell
Fun at boat landing



SCOT ELLIS
Scot Ellis 360 on CNN

Gray fox approaches
Duct taped ankle askew
Prepares for liftoff



TRICK SKIING
Accurate feeling learning trick skiing

Faceplant, god damnit
Catch edge, faceplant, god damnit
I hate trick skiing




BUOY BALLS!
I CONTROL YOU R LIFE

Floating, orange and proud
Guiding skiers to great heights
And to hellish depths


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