Waterski Haikus!!

*we made up a bunch of haikus about waterskiing, its fun, you should try!*

WAKEBOARDING

"I can see your mom from here" - Dallas Friday

Shimmering in flight

Launches off wake, twisting, spinning

Its a whirleybird!

TRICK SKIING

Dominant waterskiier or psycho killer?

The pink ski slices

Skiers are felled with vengeance

Blood pools in binding

TECHNOLOGY

Splooosh

In a split second

Calibrations are entered

Perfect pull each run

SKI GEAR

That is this persons actual skin

The severed hand lies

Abandoned in the ski bag

PHEW! its just a glove

TRAILERING BOATS

NO, TURN THE WHEEL TO THE RIGHT!

Left, Right, Curse, Right, Left

Jack knife, forward, backward, yell

Fun at boat landing

SCOT ELLIS

Scot Ellis 360 on CNN

Gray fox approaches

Duct taped ankle askew

Prepares for liftoff

TRICK SKIING

Accurate feeling learning trick skiing

Faceplant, god damnit

Catch edge, faceplant, god damnit

I hate trick skiing

BUOY BALLS!

I CONTROL YOU R LIFE

Floating, orange and proud

Guiding skiers to great heights

And to hellish depths