Feb 2, 2017

Welcome to CRB Airlines


Brap Brap Brap

*phone rings*


dodgestratusdriver:  GOOD MORNING, THANK YOU FOR CALLING CRB AIRLINES, WHAT DO YOU WANT?






sowhiteithurts:  Excuse me?  You can not speak to me that way sir, I demand to speak with your boss







dodgestratusdriver:  DO YOU WANT TO FLY IN OUR BAD ASS PLANE OR NOT?  LISTEN REALLY CLOSE, I DIDN'T DRIVE MY CUTLASS CIERA FROM MY BASEMENT APARTMENT TODAY JUST FOR THE PLEASURE TO TALK TO YOUR STUPID FACE.  FLY PLANE YES NO?




sowhiteithurts:  Stupid face?  How dare you, I have spent thousands of dollars on this face to make it...wait, how can you see my face.

Never mind, i read something on IDontLikeToDoAnythingOutOfMyComfortZone.com that you have a special plane that is set up just for people who waterski, I need to know every single thing about this service before I even consider purchasing tickets.

My kids, Jax, Troika and KtlinMariBeth do not eat peanuts or anything with peanuts in them, only gluten-free organic foods served immediatly after their Pilates/Crossfit exercise schedule...Are you listening to me?

dodgestratusdriver:  ........

no.





dodgestratusdriver:  I AM GOING TO PUT YOU ON HOLD FOR A SECOND, OTHERWISE I WILL KILL MYSELF WHICH I WOULD PREFER OVER TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE INSTEAD OF YOU FLYING IN OUR BITCHIN ASS AIRPLANE




*Puts sowhiteithurts on hold*


1 comment:

Speak now. Give us your tired your hungry your weak. We will make them into CRB Staff

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