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*phone rings*
dodgestratusdriver: GOOD MORNING, THANK YOU FOR CALLING CRB AIRLINES, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
sowhiteithurts: Excuse me? You can not speak to me that way sir, I demand to speak with your boss
dodgestratusdriver: DO YOU WANT TO FLY IN OUR BAD ASS PLANE OR NOT? LISTEN REALLY CLOSE, I DIDN'T DRIVE MY CUTLASS CIERA FROM MY BASEMENT APARTMENT TODAY JUST FOR THE PLEASURE TO TALK TO YOUR STUPID FACE. FLY PLANE YES NO?
sowhiteithurts: Stupid face? How dare you, I have spent thousands of dollars on this face to make it...wait, how can you see my face.
Never mind, i read something on IDontLikeToDoAnythingOutOfMyComfortZone.com that you have a special plane that is set up just for people who waterski, I need to know every single thing about this service before I even consider purchasing tickets.
My kids, Jax, Troika and KtlinMariBeth do not eat peanuts or anything with peanuts in them, only gluten-free organic foods served immediatly after their Pilates/Crossfit exercise schedule...Are you listening to me?
dodgestratusdriver: ........
no.
dodgestratusdriver: I AM GOING TO PUT YOU ON HOLD FOR A SECOND, OTHERWISE I WILL KILL MYSELF WHICH I WOULD PREFER OVER TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE INSTEAD OF YOU FLYING IN OUR BITCHIN ASS AIRPLANE
*Puts sowhiteithurts on hold*
Well, now I have some good ideas to name my child
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