Egyptian RIOTCOP Is Sick Of Your Crap

***Scene 1***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

SUCK A DICK BRO, YOUR RIOTCOP ACT MESSED UP MY BROS SMOKE SESH, HUH, WHAT HUH?

/Shoves RIOTCOP


RIOTCOP: ..............

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***Scene 2***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

YOU SUCK, I DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSERTION THAT PATRICE MARTIN IS THE BEST TRICK SKIER EVER

/Shoves RIOTCOP


RIOTCOP: ..............



***Scene 3***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

WHATEVER YOU DICK, YOU HAVE NO IDEA IF KIM LASKOF WOULD BE AS GOOD AS REGINA WITH CURRENT TECHNOLOGY

/Shoves RIOTCOP


RIOTCOP: ..............






***Scene 4***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

HEY HEY, WHATS MORE AMAZING THEN A TALKING DOG?



RIOTCOP: ..............








SmarmyDouche: A SPELLING BEE!!!!





RIOTCOP: ..............






***Scene 5***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

OH YOUR SO GREAT, SO SMART HUH???  WHAT DID THE GAY DEER SAY WHEN HE LEFT THE BAR


RIOTCOP: ..............








SmarmyDouche: I CAN'T BELIEVE I BLEW 50 BUCKS IN THERE!!!!

HAHAHA FUCK YOU

/Shoves RIOTCOP


RIOTCOP: ..............






***Scene 6***

RIOTCOP: /Walks Down Street







SmarmyDouche: /Runs up to RIOTCOP

WHAT? HUH?? WHAT DID YOU SAY ASSHOLE?


RIOTCOP: ..............








SmarmyDouche: WHATEVER, FREDDY IS JUST A GUY IN A MOVIE, NOT AN HISTORICALLY GREAT WATERSKIIER

/Shoves RIOTCOP


RIOTCOP: ..............






Comments

  1. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Did douchebro just die?

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    Replies
    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Douchbro is fine. That is a gun that shouts stinging paintballs filled with tear gas. Not fun but alive.

      Delete
    2. shouts or shoots. either or

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