No Egyptians Were Injured in the Building of This Pyramid

I pick on show skiers because they wear funny spandex costumes and dance around on stage but the shows are actually fun to watch and some of the skiing is really cool.  This past weekend they went out and decided they wanted to set a world record for most people behind one boat building a human pyramid.  They pulled 54 people off the dock with a monster of a boat, triple 300 outboard engines, 900 horse power.