Gymnastics you ask? Yes, this girl has hella skills, best ever many say. Watch it, then forward it to the women in your life and she will think you have a soft and caring side. This may help you get permission to go to the strip club with the guys on Friday night.
Also the Olympics are our one chance to watch tons of sports we usually never care about. This is what we all want to do, be on TV and in front of huge crowds skiing for our country. It wont happen but fuck it, watch water polo and think, 'That could be me on TV competing in an obscure sport'.