Billy Idol is your new coach

Seth: Ok kiddo, you were doing great out there.  I like how you have gotten comfortable behind the boat.  

Sammy: Thanks Mr. Stisher, that was really fun.  Sorry I was only able to only get around a couple of those buoys, its harder then it looks.  My arms are tired. 

Seth:  Ha, I totally understand, it gets pretty tiring, you have been skiing all day. 

Sammy: My mom says that when I get big like you I will be better then Patrice Martin, do you think thats possible?

Seth: Anything is possible buddy, you just have to practice and work hard, eat right, all those kind of things...speaking of which, its almost 12:30, lets get some grub.  I think the chef here made pinnapple burritos and pulled pork gazpacho.  

Sammy: Those don't even sound like real foods

Seth:  Maybe, I dont know, your right, that sounds weird...unless the tortillas were made with....

Sammy: Whats that weird noise?  

Seth: I don't know, its terrible though...

*Orange Lamborghini screeches to a halt*

*Door opens*

Billy Idol: OH YEAH! RAAHHHH!!!!

Seth: ugh, Billy Idol?  What are you doing here??

Billy Idol: Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door.....

Billy Idol: Last night a little angel, came pumpin cross my floor...

Sammy:  A what was doing wha???

Billy Idol: She said, come on baby I got a license for love...

Seth: Thats not a real thing....

Billy Idol: and if it expires, BRING HELL FROM ABOVE!!  BECAUSE!!!!

Seth: Because?

Billy Idol: Because I have been hired by Sammys mom to turn him into a championship caliber slalom skier and you best step out the way Mr. Seff Stitcher or will ROCK YOUR CRADLE OF LOVE

Seth: what?

Billy Idol: /stomps out seth with a Kidder Redline

Billy Idol: SAMMY, LETS GO!  TELL BILLY IDOL ABOUT YOUR LAST SKI SET!!

Sammy: ugh...mr. idol, i went around two buoys last time and and mr. stisher said we could get pinapple burritos

Billy Idol: TWO BUOYS???  WE CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT, OH YEAHHH!!!!

Sammy: we can?  more?

Billy Idol: MORE BUOYS!  SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE buoys!!

Sammy: ok mr. idol, I will try

Billy Idol: THERE IS NO TRY!  WITH A REBEL YELL, I WANT MOAR MORE MOOOR!! OOOWAAHHH!!!

*Sammy round 3.5 balls*

Sammy: wow!  that was awesome!  woo hoo!!!  /pumps fist

Billy Idol: I walked the world, with you..Sammy

Billy Idol: A thousand miles...with you

Sammy: /confused

Billy Idol: I'd give you all.  and have nothing

Billy Idol: Justa, Justa, Justa, TO HAVE YOU GET MORE BUOYS!  BECAUSE!!!!!!!

Billy Idol: IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR SAMMY, WE NEED MORE MORE MORE

Billy Idol: WITH A REBEL YELL, WE NEED MORE MOAR MOOOOR BUOYS!!!

Billy Idol: MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

Sammy: yeah, ok mr. idol, i am going to go get a juice box and have some pinapple

Seth: /floats by

Seth: /smacks Billy Idol upside the head with canoe paddle

Sammy's Mom: /eyes up Seth

Seth: /Rocks the cradle of love

Happy Friday y'all. go buy a kayak!

Seth Stisher pic credit (link)