May 26, 2012

2012 Masters Haikus



may you fly like bird 
crush jump ramp into little pieces 
achieve god like super power


carve lake into bites 
you can eat with family 
fondue satisfies all


Ballerina style
spin, twist, flip people in awe
of your stunning skill


board shorts hanging low
whirlybird stuck straight to face
ride off with the trophy


unattached to feet
board has a mind its own
skilled rider owns



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