Wannabe DJ: OH HELL YEAH BRO IM FUCKING PUMPED THAT YOU ARE HERE, YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT MY RECORD COLLECTION, ITS SO MEGA, HUGE...LIKE, I EVEN WENT TO THIS SHOP DOWN ON FOURTH STREET WITH THE HIPPIES TO GET THE NEW SKELETONWITCH ALBUM, IT IS OWNAGE.
BRO, BRO...BRO, YO, GET A HIT OFF THIS. *passes joint*
CRB Intern: *puff* *cough*
Wannabe DJ: YEAH MAN, CHECK THIS OUT....ohhhhh the weed is kickin in man...
ohhhh yeah, damn son, get me some kool aid bro, i am mad thirsty and put in a pizza i got the munchies like a god damn, you know, a thing, a...
yeah man so, check this out. I heard this song the other day, its pretty good and lyrics totally speak to me bro, god damn i'm thirsty. *glug glug glug*
CRB Intern: *listens*
Wannabe DJ: YOU SEE MAN ITS A STATEMENT ON THE RICH ELITIST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND THE REGULAR PEOPLE WHO GO THROUGH THEIR LIVES LIKE IDIOTS BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID! AND THEY ARE SMOKING FAGS. GET IT? FAGS! CUZ YOUR A FAG TOO AND YOU ARE GOING TO GET SMOKED.
CRB Intern: *stares*
Wannabe DJ: YOUR COOL BRO, I DIG YOUR VIBE, GOTTA GET SOME SKANKS UP IN HERE BRO, ON THE REAL, IM MAD ITCHIN FOR SOME PLAY YOU KNOW? USE IT OR LOSE BRO. HAHAHA
CRB Intern: *nods*
Wannabe DJ: BROOOOO, THEN GET THIS SHIZZZZ, CAPTAIN MOFO KIRK TOTALLY REDID THIS SONG BRO, AND ITS EPIC AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK
Wannabe DJ: *puff* *puff*
Wannabe DJ: oh...oh that is the bomb....here bro, watch this *hits play*
CRB Intern: *watchs*
Wannabe DJ: im so high
CRB Intern: *nods*
Wannabe DJ: later bro
CRB Intern: *leaves*
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