We, for one, welcome our new Trick Jump Overlords

Notice given to all trick jumpers out there, your time is short. Look at this kid, just like 6 years old or something and already smashing it. Just wait until his parents put a ski on his foot and things are over. Double whirlybird to blind? sure, thats a warm up. Triple gainer with grab? Yeah, lets try that out.

You have all had a good run, but, better get what you can now, its over soon