Oct 18, 2011

Quit Staring At Me!



FoxNews 
In this world of Photoshop and online scams, it pays to have a hearty dose of skepticism at reports of something strange — including an albino fetal shark with one eye smack in the middle of its nose like a Cyclops. 
But the Cyclops shark, sliced from the belly of a pregnant mama dusky shark caught by a commercial fisherman in the Gulf of California earlier this summer, is by all reports the real thing. Shark researchers have examined the preserved creature and found that its single eye is made of functional optical tissue, they said last week. It's unlikely, however, that the malformed creature would have survived outside the womb. 
"This is extremely rare," shark expert Felipe Galvan Magana of Mexico's Centro Interdisciplinario de Ciencias del Mar told the Pisces Fleet Sportfishing blog in July. "As far as I know, less than 50 examples of an abnormality like this have been recorded."

This is simply another and mounting piece of evidence of the coming animal uprising. Sharks are becoming one-eyed albino killing machines and probably working with the jelly fish and other sea creatures and they will all get together and kill us all as we are skiing.

So, next time you are out wake surfing and you are swallowed whole, you will know why.

3 comments:

  1. that scares me.

    /hides in closet

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  2. in the closet? always assumed that

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  3. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Ouch

    Odbf

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