Look close! You can tell CRB is powered by mac!
Note, this is pretty much his entire wiki entry, see for yourself!, it basically says in the first paragraph, dude born in 1975, he has the world record and he is better then you are.
This is how a Wiki entry should be, no fluff, no nonsense, just in your face bad ass facts.
Not sure where his LA Night Jam action is, but, thats an impressive resume anyways.
When the CRB is done in 45 years, we want our wiki entry to say,
Started as Green Boathouse.
Verified best website ever.
People got pregnant just googling for it, even dudes...and mice.
How great would that be??
Freddy appears, to us anyways, as a person of few words and hella action. This could be way way off course, but, either he is of a certain style or has maybe cultivated a certain mystique around him that lends itself to such bad-ass-ary. Sure, having a name that is pretty much the exact same as a creepy movie guy doesn't hurt, but, really, if you were to sketch out on your etch-a-sketch the type of jump career wouldn't you want his?
Anyways, Freddy seems to pick his spots to speak his mind, note LA Night Jam II (3rd paragraph from the end of that obscenely long post)
We did wonder, has Freddy ever actually spoken to Freddy? The original nightmare guy? We put our staff onto it, checking microfilm, microfiche and whatever else stupid things they use in movies to make it look like someone is researching. We failed to turn anything up, so, we decided, hey! lets be un-original and pretend that they talked to each other! Lets skype in and see.
/clicks knife hands against wall in a menacing way
/still acts kinda douchey
/gets hungry for pizza
yeah, i'm here other Freddy, whats up bro! Good to see you again. How is the fam-damily? I hears you been making a name for youself. good for you! good for you....mmhmm...good for you.
**axe69brodude has entered the chatroom*
axe69brodude: dude, bro, sup?
/does duck face
yo fags, me and ma shorty wanna hang
rightsaysfred: yikes, listen bud, you are douching up the place and we allready have one pizza looking idiot here. scram.
axe69brodude: *laughs like a idiot*
/scans for girls like a perv
whatever bro, i gotta get blazed ya hurd? where the bitchs at yo? this shit is weak as fuck
/turns on music on ironic boombox
yeah son, you hurd dis shiz? shit is fresh as F boy.
unresolvedissues: /savagely decapitates axe69douchebro
**axe69douchebro has been horrifically booted from chatroom**
rightsaysfred: well, that was strange. anyways notasimportantfred, i see you have made your, like, 80th movie recently, and you were actually replaced with rorshack from The Watchmen, whats that all about? aboot if your canadian, which i suppose you are because you are lame as hell.
unresolvedissues: /cleans blood off knife glove
yeah man, totally, got to get that skrilla. like ice cube say, change up that pimping. I don't know what that means, but, someone keeps writing me checks and they keep cashing. btw, my name is Fred. Not douchefred, lamefred or notasimportantfred. I know its easy to make that mistake.
unresolvedissues: /randomly invades someones dreams and kills them somehow
no, i mean, yeah, i get it. I am not as culturally relevant as I used to be but, cheif-bro-ski-man i am just trying to make a dime in this world you know?
rightsaysfred: Yeah, nopenisFred, I understand. didn't you get burned up by some people back in the day then you killed them all and their kids and then died or something?
/cranks cypress hill
**dominospizzamanbro has joined the chatroom**
/hands over pizza
/attacks dominospizzamanbro like a spider monkey
/bashes unresolvedissues in the head with jump ski
/throws elbow pad into the crowd
/does people's elbow on unresolvedissues candy ass
/nibbling on pizza
/basically dead, but, still trying to bogart all the pizza
/kicks unresolvedissues in the face and chest
Thats MY Hawaiian pizza!
casino - casibro..lol *cough* chicagbro cubs *wheeze* for breakfast i have bronuts...thats gay but not as gay as your mom
/blood spews from mouth/random orifices
/gets on pizza
/brandishes trick ski like a throwing star
*throws trick ski like a ninja*
/slings assorted ranch packets and garlic sauce
/turns into snake
/sprays axe onto balls
/explodes into gelatinous herpes nuggets