Aug 23, 2011

Morning AHHHHHHH

This is Princess Alexandra of Luxembourg. Not only is she hella good looking but she is also a waterskier. I have already dumped my girlfriend and bought a plane ticket to the low countries. She just has to meet me to know I am the one for her. Hell yea to royal sugar mommas.

/sneaks into her palace
//gets arrested


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  1. Dig Dug5:51 PM

    dumped girlfriend = your pizza fell off the table

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