"I was banging through 8 ball rocks; and finishing them, cuz thats how I roll"
The awesomeness of this statement is just unmeasurable. He is bragging about bombing through giant crack rocks on national TV. I thought I had seen my big dose of crazy for the week when I saw a very fat, very drunk women with about 7 teeth which were all black, take her breasts out of her shirt and twist them around each other while standing in the middle of a hotel bar...but this tops that.
Oh, and that last comment about the drunk Kentuckian is true, that actually happened...and it was fucking gross.