Valentines Day With the CRB

The CRB has come out with our own line* of Valentines Day cards. Your wife, girl friend, steady, love interest, sister (you sick bastard), cousin (its ok if your from Kentucky), girl on the side will love this card and give you hella loving.

* And by line we mean one, and by our own we mean we stole it from here.



And for those that do not have a date tonight:


A common problem men have after reading the CRB on Valentines Day.

Endonatas Motiejunas says:
February 14th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Thanks – now how am I going to explain looking like I just ate bad cheese during my date tonight?

Girl: And she never cleans up after herself, which is soooo annoying. Does that make me a bad person?
Me: Ugh…ugh-ugh…so wrong…
Girl: Are you even LISTENING?
Me: (in best Bender imitation) ‘Course I am, baby. You’re the only girl for Bender. Whoops, my bad, forgot to break character.
Girl: *tosses ice cream in face*
Me: *eats ice cream, contemplates what sexsy pr0nz he’ll be looking at tonight*

Survey says…”rooks rike it’s going to be a very Asian Monday!”

/Asian Mondays are the best Mondays