Jan 26, 2011

Lake Trout Carry Out

Lake Trout Carry Out is what we are currently calling the random link heap/dump/thing/whatever.

A new wakeboard park, seems these things are going up all over the place, this one is in Dallas. Apparently right by a high school.

Here is irrefutable proof that when waterskiers break their legs they turn to a life of drugs and crime. Waterskiing is the devils work.

"High powered bidders such as Barbados and Croatia" lost out to Sarawak in Malaysia for a IWSF world cup stop next year. High power and Croatia...errrrr

Rihanna is reported to have gone "waterskiing in her bikini". Of course this would be from a Hollywood website that like the rest of the Hollywood news organizations out there is run by complete fucking idiots. The only pics of her are on a jet ski and on the beach...which unless you are a dipshit Hollywood reporter you would know that jet skis are not water skis, but who am I to talk, I don't know anything about how to get a blurry pic of some B list celebrities boobs from behind a tree 300 yards away.

Banana George Blair turns 96 on Saturday. Nothing funny to say here...yep, I've got nothing.

"The five best handles to get the most out of your wake surfing experience", are you kidding me??? WTF is this nonsense, if you need a special handle to wake surf you deserve to be beaten and left for dead in a ditch. If you are douche enough to read an article like this and think "oh yea that handle would really help me look better while wake surfing" then you need to stop reading, ball your hand into a fist, and punch your self in the balls...hard.

So that article we posted a week or so ago about how the Aussies were bad ass enough to not have to postpone the Southern 80 ski race due to the flooding was wrong...they have been forced to cancel it. Not going to joke around here as the flooding has killed 20 or so people and destroyed 10s of thousands of houses, so not really a joking matter.

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