Jan 25, 2011

Just Give Me a Gallon of Gas

About two years ago The Rowboat Abides (or maybe it was dig dug, I'm to lazy to look) wrote about the crazy cost of gas and then talked about the future of electric engines. ODBF argued with him that it would not work.

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Circa summer 2008 CRB chat room transcript

Rowboat Abides: I heart Neil Young and farms and Neil says that electric engines are the future of the world.

ODBF: Farms...?? errr... whatevs. They wont have the power to pull skiers at the speeds we need to go.

Rowboat Abides: oh ye of little faith. Neil Young can not lie, that is why he told his dad when he chopped down the cherry tree. So if Neil says cars with electric engines will be able to do it then they will.

Rowboat Abides: /has heart pains

ODBF: Look at the prius, it needs a gas engine just to go up hills. You think Chris Parrish wont stop an electric boat in its tracks in the course? Or big dog jumpers wont slow it down and get bad times.

Rowboat Abides: /shooting pains in arm

ODBF: WE ARE AMERICANS WE BURN GAS LIKE PATRIOTS

Rowboat Abides: FACK YOU! WE WILL ALL USE ELECTRICS!!!

Rowboat Abides: /heart attack //falls out of rocking chair

ODBF: Ha ha, you could use an electric heart.

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So needless to say the folowing video is good news for Rowboat Abides. To bad his heart attack has left him a bitter drooling old man on a rocking chair yelling at kids and racoons to stay off his lawn.

1 comment:

  1. I have one little problem with that electric Nautique video: http://lakerykert.blogspot.com/2011/01/turn-down.html

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