We Are Sorry

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For our serious lack of waterskiing monkeys recently. So to make up for it here are Mamoko and Lilly. Please accept our deepest apologies.

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  1. Rykert1:45 PM

    When pulling a monkey, don't get too close to shore. Anyone standingon the dock will be struck with flung feces.

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