Oh...thats from Tommy Boy. Damn

An Arizona State Water Skier and an Iowa State Water Skier met in a bar at Nationals for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The Cyclone bet the Sun Devil $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the Sun Devil replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Sure enough, the man jumped, so the ASU Skier gave the ISU skier the $50 he owed.
The ISU Skier said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ASU Skier being true to his word said “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the Cyclone said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The Sun Devil replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he would jump twice!”
***Bridge Suicides are not pretty or funny***
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