What would we do with out Cris Kodiak sending us these great jokes? I mean, then we would have to think for ourselves and that is hard when the brain is all clogged with malts and hops and bong resin. YEA, we can write funny stuff!! All original baby!! HELLZ YEA!!
Oh...thats from Tommy Boy. Damn
An Arizona State Water Skier and an Iowa State Water Skier met in a bar at Nationals for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news.
A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The Cyclone bet the Sun Devil $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the Sun Devil replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
Sure enough, the man jumped, so the ASU Skier gave the ISU skier the $50 he owed.
The ISU Skier said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ASU Skier being true to his word said “No. A bet’s a bet.”
So the Cyclone said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The Sun Devil replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he would jump twice!”
***Bridge Suicides are not pretty or funny***