Lake Trout Carry Out - Emo Edition

Morning lake trout is our attempt at keeping you all a bit more informed of what is going on in the waterski world. We will attempt to post one of these every morning, but expect it to be more like once a year or so. Thats way more our style


Dates for snow ski and snowboard events are popping up on some websites. Screw you winter!

Somewhere in Penn or Ohio some ski club put on a labor day ski show. Labor day is fun cuz you get an extra day off work, but labor day sucks cuz it means summer is over. Summer being over makes us sad and instead of drinking and grilling out we all gathered together and cried all weekend.

A reoccurring theme in lake trouts seems to be new cable parks going up around the world. And the newest one is in Houston. Houston is a big sprawling mess of traffic and poor city planning. So yea...take that all you people that can ski year round. jerks.

A few years back a buddy told me how cool these Kite Tube things were. I looked at them once and said "people will get hurt or die, that thing is dangerous". Well the ODBF is never wrong* and several people died and lots of peeps got hurt. And surprise surprise the company that made them went belly up. Here is the bankruptcy filing info.

*50% of the time ODBF is right every time

There was a figure 8 barefoot tournament called the "clean lakes festival barefoot tournament" and heres a bunch of great pics of people smacking their faces on the water. Face plants are fun, you should all try it.


If you want to feel all warm and fuzzy about how there are still good people out there this link should help.

We have linked to the Waterskiing Wikipedia page before in hopes that someone...HORTON...would apply their waterski dorkness to the page and make it not so lame, but no one has and that makes us sad.

Marcus Brown postponed MarcusBrown.TV on Monday because everyone was drunk (or crying like the CRB staff). Or it could be because the CRB staff has been terrible at getting our act together. Either or...

Comments

  1. speak for youself with all this crying bullshit. At the CRB office we were at we were grilling steaks and corn on the cob, sipping on single barrel jack and....

    ...

    damnit, thats right. there was some crying.

    Because we were so damn awesome we hurt peoples feelings.

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