Its cold here and I will have to wrap the boat up for the year soon. That depresses me...I have been curled up in the fetal position crying for the last week or so. So that got me thinking, what do I need to be able to ski more? A PLANE! HELLZ YEA THAT WOULD RULE.
So the CRB had a meeting this morning to discus if we would spend some of our vast* wealth on a sea plane.
*vast = broke and living on the street
ODBF: I want a plane, what you guys think?
Life Jacket: I live on the other side of the country and its warm here right now...so my vote is...
ODBF: If you vote yes you can have one of these surf boards
Life Jacket: Sweet Bro.
/votes yes
/hangs ten
CRB Minion: I'm in prison in Mexico, how would this help?
ODBF: You could run dr...
CRB Minion: /votes yes
/sets up Mexican drug cartel
Rowboat Abides: Whats that sonny? Whats this new fangled machine of which you speak?
ODBF: Old man be quiet.
/hands Rowboat Abides a new box of depends.
Rowboat Abides. /votes yes
/shits self
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ReplyDeletethat is not a good start to a day if you ask me
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ReplyDeletewtf man, i figured the board came with the girl!
ReplyDeleteIRREGAHDLESS (*spoken with an obnoxiously shitty impersonation of a boston accent) that was an epic 30 seconds of flight. still though, the term "in flight beverage" just doesn't have the same ring as "road soda"
ReplyDeleteah good ol' road sodas. You are correct "in flight beverage" just dose not sound as good. But I will be consuming my fair shair of beverages of the sky today.
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