So the CRB had a meeting this morning to discus if we would spend some of our vast* wealth on a sea plane.
*vast = broke and living on the street
ODBF: I want a plane, what you guys think?
Life Jacket: I live on the other side of the country and its warm here right now...so my vote is...
ODBF: If you vote yes you can have one of these surf boards
/votes yes
/hangs ten
CRB Minion: I'm in prison in Mexico, how would this help?
ODBF: You could run dr...
CRB Minion: /votes yes
/sets up Mexican drug cartel
Rowboat Abides: Whats that sonny? Whats this new fangled machine of which you speak?
ODBF: Old man be quiet.
/hands Rowboat Abides a new box of depends.

/shits self
*shits neckbeard*
ReplyDeletethat is not a good start to a day if you ask me
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ReplyDeletewtf man, i figured the board came with the girl!
ReplyDeleteIRREGAHDLESS (*spoken with an obnoxiously shitty impersonation of a boston accent) that was an epic 30 seconds of flight. still though, the term "in flight beverage" just doesn't have the same ring as "road soda"
ReplyDeleteah good ol' road sodas. You are correct "in flight beverage" just dose not sound as good. But I will be consuming my fair shair of beverages of the sky today.
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