A Clemson Water Skier came home from her first day taking the train to class.
Her roommate noticed she was looking a little pale and asked, “Hey, are you feeling all right?”
“Not really,” she replied. “To tell you the truth, I’m a little nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”
“Poor dear,” she said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?”
“I wanted to, but I couldn’t,” she replied. “There was no one there.”
Her roommate noticed she was looking a little pale and asked, “Hey, are you feeling all right?”
“Not really,” she replied. “To tell you the truth, I’m a little nauseous from sitting backward on the train.”
“Poor dear,” she said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?”
“I wanted to, but I couldn’t,” she replied. “There was no one there.”
ed note: we get these forwarded to us, so no hating on us, these are coming from within your own ranks.
HAHAHA. I GET IT! JOKES ARE FUNNY!.
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wow, that must hurt. you might want to see a doc about that.
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