A University of Alabama Water Skier named Ed had been trying to graduate for 20 years. He finally went to the dean and said there must be some way he could graduate. The dean agreed and said he would ask him one question at the end of the week. If Ed got it right, he could graduate.
Everyone on the water ski team as well as lots of alumni knew Ed, and word got out about the one-question exam. Since everyone wanted to see Ed graduate, the school decided to ask him the question at the water ski lake. That Friday, the lakeshore was full as Ed and the dean walked to the starting dock.
The dean said: “Here is the question: What is 2+2?”
Ed began to fidget and sweat. He finally said, “Four?”
The whole Alabama water ski team rose to their feet and yelled…………………………
“Give him another chance!”

Photo suggests a new meaning for the Crimson Roll Tide. Rolls over the belt. Perhaps Muffin Top Tide is more fitting.
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