We took a quick poll in the CRB World Headquarters to see what the greatest minds in waterski journalism think.
Dig Dug: Beer and some dirt
Life Jacket: Mojito and some bikini clad babes
ODBF: PURPLE DRANK!!
What the hell is this stuff? Someone please tell me!
CRB Minon: Crack and Hookers
Frank in maintenance: Mad Dog 20/20
Homeless guy in the dumpster: You already asked me...I work in maintenance.
Rowboat Abides: Ensure and a box of depends
So there you have it. The CRB staff is all crazy, well except for Life Jacket, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders. NOT THAT HE POSTS VERY OFTEN!!!!!
Oh and here is Seth Stisher making fun of Horton. Kid does a good impression.
And yes, we stole this vid as well straight from Seth's website. H2Australia Waterski Tips. Odd name for a site considering he is from the southern US. But to each his own.
***Ed Note: Purple Drank is kool aid, cough syrup, codiene with some jolly ranchers thrown in for good measure. WTF is wrong with people?***