Morning Lake Trout - Thursday Style

Morning lake trout is our attempt at keeping you all a bit more informed of what is going on in the waterski world. We will attempt to post one of these every morning, but expect it to be more like once a year or so. Thats way more our style

A 3 year old qualified for nationals...cuz thats a good idea...

There was a figure 8 barefoot tourny hosted by the Lake St Louis ski team recently. And the only reason I care is cuz of this sweet pic below.

Keep the barefoot supermans to the boom bud, your face will thank you

Girls ride day...LIKE EVERY DAY IN MY PAD*!!! HIOOOOOO
*my moms basement
***ed note: ODBF is a douche***

ODBF at home...or about what every internet troll looks like

To get that disturbing picture out of your head go here and look at some 32HH...yep...HH. Its not porn either. I was told once that I am a disgusting pig...well you saw that pic above, so make up your own mind about that.

A dude and his two kids were trying to ski the length of the Ohio river but quit with just about 60 miles left cuz of 4 foot waves...WHAT FREAKING SALLYS!!!! You go that damn far then quit cuz of some waves??? DUDE GET YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR WIFES PURSE AND SUCK IT UP.
/boat sinks

Ever heard of a Zedonk? Me either.

Read this news report and try not to laugh your ass off...ass may have been a poor choice of words.