Jul 8, 2010

Morning Lake Trout - Thursday Style

Morning lake trout is our attempt at keeping you all a bit more informed of what is going on in the waterski world. We will attempt to post one of these every morning, but expect it to be more like once a year or so. Thats way more our style.

Boat draw for nationals. My division gets pulled by a Larson? SUM BITCH. I bet they put a weekend wally driver in there as well, all driving over bouys and what not.

Spain is one game away from Enrique Iglasis stripping naked and going skiing. GO ORANJE!!!!

Now if Christina Hendriks had made the same pledge if the US team had won maybe we could have made it all the way! WAY TO GO YOU AMERICA HATER!

Some town with dolphins and a lake with the awesome name Okanagan Lake has waterski and wakeboard camps.

Another reason why Jet Skis are stupid and should all be destroyed. Well except the one that I want to drive all fast at 7AM and cut back and forth across the slalom course just before anyone that is not me goes skiing.

Something about wakeboarders and storms. But again I have already met my quota for wakeboard stories so I passed on actually reading what it had to say. Might be interesting, but I doubt it.

Some lakes seem to have way more fun every day then I do. On the fourth they were out making floats out of their pontoons while I was getting rained on and not skiing or doing anything fun. Well except for the 37 jack and cokes I drank, that was fun. Next morning? not so much.

There is show skiing in North Carolina? I'll be damned. I skied there for a few years and never knew that. Of course with all the sweet ass private lakes around to ski on I would have laughed at the show skiers and gone and blown up off the ramp again. /150 feet to land on head

And then how about some Foggy Mountain Break Down

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