King of Darkness

So somehow we were left off the mailing list about this event coming up in Michigan. Poor play guys, if you want to get out to the public* you need to get your info out to all the media!!
*7 or 8 drunk guys living in their moms basements

But it looks awesome none the less. So if you have a bunch of spare cash you should all race to the airport and grab a ticket and get your ass to Groveland Oaks County Park. I think there are direct flights from all major airports.

Of course when I think of King of Darkness all I can think of is the Prince of Darkness...

I *unintelligible mumbling* purple drank *more unintelligible mumbling* hookers