Adventures in Douchebaggary

USA Water Ski has a link to some clothing on their website and it is straight up douchetastic. And if you look at anything the company USAWS is using (413 gear) makes the first thing you will notice is that your urge to kill is rising.



Ok...now I like checking out a girls ass as much as the next guy, and shorts with writing on them give a great excuse for that exercise, but if you have to stop and have the girl bend over so you can read...wait...nope these shorts rule.



This is probably the least doucherific thing they make, and its not listed directly on their site, only thru the link on usaws.org. And again its girls clothing so I guess I could let it slide a little bit.

But if you look around the 413 site and don't kill yourself, your computer, your significant other or all of your coworkers you will end up finding this gem.




GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
/kills self

Comments

  1. Anonymous5:14 PM

    what do those girl shorts say on them?

    barbeque?
    bebque?

    -dig dug

    /cocks hat sidways
    /gets justin beiber haircut
    /odbf goes ape

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  2. YOUR DAMN RIGHT I WOULD GO APE!!

    but as i killed myself already that may not be possible.

    shorts say "believe" which is just a stupid ass thing for shorts to say.

    get it? ass...haha...im funny

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  3. mitchell12:20 AM

    fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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