We here at the CRB love all types of waterskiing...but we took a vote and have decided that speed skiing is not skiing so much as pure insanity.
See! Thats crazyness, one of those falls and i would spend the rest of my days chilling in my bass boat* eating sardines and enjoying fine tobacco products.
WTF LADY?? Your going to do it again? This is our point, this is not skiing, its boat racing with some suicidal person straped to the back.