This guy scares the hell out of me. I don't think I will travel thru Alabama ever again for fear that I might be an illigal and he will drag me behind the bar and shoot me. Or feed me to the pigs or some not awesome ending like that.
ODBF: /pleading "but I am a citizen!! I swear!!"
Dale: /intense "You sound like some sort of Yankee ghay, and dont you swear around me boy"
Dale: /spits tobacco
ODBF: /whimpers "want to go noodling?"
Dale: "Well hell son why dident you say something earlier"
Dale: /shoots a Canadian "STAY OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU UBER YANKEES!"
Dale: /catches 7 catfish at once "want one you pussy Yankee ghay? WELL YOU CANT HAVE ONE, THESE ARE ALABAMAS CATFISH. ROLL TIDE ROLL"
ODBF: "can I go now?"
Dale: "YOU DONT HEAR ME WHIMPERING AND WHINEING LIKE SOME YANKEE GHAY DO YOU? THATS CUZ I WILL BE THE AG COMMISSIONER OF ALABAMA, THATS RIGHT THE AG-RAT-CULTURE COMMISSIONER. THAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IN THIS HERE COUNTRY."
ODBF: "You sure about that? What about the president or even the governor?"
Dale: /kills sheep pig with bear hands //chews on bones "GET THAT HUNGRY-IAN BS FAKE PIG OUT OF MY STATE. YOU YANKEES AND YOUR LIBERAL LIES. THE AG COMMISSIONER RULES ALL"
ODBF: /moves to Alabama //votes for Dale Peterson
IT DOESN'T MATTER
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