This guy wins CRB award for "best fail at reporting a soccer game". That is a new CRB award...I just made it up...
/fail
What does this have to do with Skiing? Well it is a perfect example of how the ODBF would announce a ski tournament.
Tadd: OH and that was an AMAZING jump!
Tony: Yes it was Ang...e...li...ki An...Dra...Po...Lou
/puases for dramatic effect
kicked a big one there. Lets go to our man on the dock .
/pauses for dramatic effect
The O.D.B.F
/over pronounces British Style
ODBF: ......
Tadd: ODBF are you there
ODBF: /to concessions stand
Yes and I will take 3 miller lites, 2 Shiner Bock Darks and 4 slices of peperoni pizza.
Tadd: ODBF what did you think of that huge game changing jump
ODBF: /stuffs face with pizza
//slams all five beers
huh...whats that Tadd?
Tadd: Angelikis jump...were you watching?
ODBF: oh yea. Butler in the finals, amazing right?
Tadd: /Face Palm
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you think awfully high of yourself that you would even get hired to announce that mr. odbf.
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