CRB Site News - Rowboat Abides Addiction

The CRB global office issued a press release in regards to the unfortunate news that made its way on to the hallowed pages of the CRB.

----OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT----ROWBOAT ABIDES HAS BEEN PUT ON PAID LEAVE OF ABSENCE AND HAS CHECKED INTO THE TOPEKA  CLINIC TO DEAL WITH THE ADDICTION TO PLASTIC SURGERY. THE CRB AND ITS WORLD WIDE STAFF ARE SADDENED BY THE DEVELOPMENTS AND WISH OUR FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO ALL THE BEST AS THE ROWBOAT ABIDES FIGHTS THIS TERRIBLE DISEASE THAT AFFLICTS MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.

The Rowboat Abides, our founder and for years our main correspondent has battled an addiction that afflicts millions of Americans and has lead to many back alley boob jobs. This is a sad time for the CRB family and we ask that donations be made in the form of $1,000,000 checks mailed to

Help the ODBF get hella rich fund
10 CRB lane
Internetville USA 98765

The CRB family is giving its full suport to The Rowboat and have checked him into the top rehab clinic in the world.


The Rowboat has request in lieu of donations that everyone send in dvds of nip/tuck and pictures of your mom.
**Horton we ask that you pass on this offer**

Comments

  1. Are telling us that The Row Man is now in a clinic (partying) with Dr. Drew, Jesse James and Tiger Woods?

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  2. That is what we are saying. his life is tough.

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  3. Does he go for the dumb blonds like Tiger or the super skanks like Jesse?

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  4. the answer to those questions is yes.

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