----OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT----ROWBOAT ABIDES HAS BEEN PUT ON PAID LEAVE OF ABSENCE AND HAS CHECKED INTO THE TOPEKA CLINIC TO DEAL WITH THE ADDICTION TO PLASTIC SURGERY. THE CRB AND ITS WORLD WIDE STAFF ARE SADDENED BY THE DEVELOPMENTS AND WISH OUR FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO ALL THE BEST AS THE ROWBOAT ABIDES FIGHTS THIS TERRIBLE DISEASE THAT AFFLICTS MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.

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The CRB family is giving its full suport to The Rowboat and have checked him into the top rehab clinic in the world.

The Rowboat has request in lieu of donations that everyone send in dvds of nip/tuck and pictures of your mom.
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Are telling us that The Row Man is now in a clinic (partying) with Dr. Drew, Jesse James and Tiger Woods?
ReplyDeleteThat is what we are saying. his life is tough.
ReplyDeleteDoes he go for the dumb blonds like Tiger or the super skanks like Jesse?
ReplyDeletethe answer to those questions is yes.
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