Lake Trout Carry Out - Hump Day! Thats What She Said Edition

Lake Trout Carry Out is what we are currently calling the random link heap/dump/thing/whatever.

The 2010 Rule book is now avalable on USAWS website, not that anyone but the most anal amoung us will read it.
anal = M3 and M4 slalom skiers (gonna get it for that one)

And speaking of USAWS, The new issue of The Water Skier came out and it looks like they heard that the CRB loves freestyle jumping as the put one of the best freestylers out there on the front cover. WOOT!

Bad ass pic of the jump and river from Moomba over at the pro ski tour site.

Club meeting
Members: We need a new boat!
Prez man: We do but we have no money!
Tresurer: Lets just open bank accounts and hope people just drop off money for us at the bank.
Members: YAY NO FUND RAISING BY US

Here is my donation


Hot chicks in bikinis and Lingerie in... Lebanon? oh and some awful attempts at humor by The Sun. Guys? Really? not even close to funny.

Another article about the english chick skiing across the Channel. This time it has been delayed. I dont even care anymore*.
*never did just needed stuff to fill up this page.

As we posted earlier there was a wakeboard event in Abu Dhabi and it was rough. But 110,000 freaking people went and watched! No idea where as you see about 4 in the vids but maybe thats how they count in Abu Dhabi...1, 2, 457, 110,000. Oh and they had De La Soul for the party at the end...They are still around???

And another club has lost its site, this one was the Shermalot show ski team from bumble fuck Wisconsin. It sounds like they were kicked off their site because they could not prove that they were not doing any damage to a Dam that has no signs of damage. Yep, that reasoning makes about as much sense as this website does. Oh and I like the picture of a pyramid and some dude skiing with 15 ropes. That guy must weigh alot that he needs more then one rope... not funny? damn

And a music vid



Battle Star Galactica / Beastie Boys Sabatoge mash up has nothing to do with waterskiing and I dont care. That song makes me want to light my self on fire and run down the street Richard Prior style

Comments

  1. BEARS.

    BEATS.

    BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

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  2. just to reiterate. A. That mash-up vid is awesome and B. HOLY CRAP is sabatoge a bad ass song.

    anything in life is better with that song.

    Break up with your sig. other? better.

    Wreck your car? Better.

    scene: grassy ditch in the country, a car is wrecked and smoking on teh side of the road, guy getting out of car sort of staggering.

    guy: oh man...that..ouch my head hurts

    /I'M BUDDY RICH WHEN I BLOW OF THE HANDLE, WHAT COULD IT ME, ITS A MIRAGE, IM TELLIN Y'ALL ITS SABATOGE!!

    guy: RAHHHHHH
    /stomps hole in earth and goes to the bar

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  3. Your guy with the smoking wreck of a car should probably have not gone to the bar after crashing. cops dont like drunk peeps with cars all banged up.

    just saying

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  4. /slams shot of whiskey
    /punchs you in the face

    whatever hippy

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