Ummm...Not sure that is going to cut it...Ok how about we try combining Biathilon with Waterskiing. Ok lets first watch the Biathlon.
Wait...thats how it works? hmmmm. Ok maybe we should just pass on this one.
Not so fast, CRB HQ sent out an urgent memo to all our field reporters seeking out any sort of information in regards to the waterski biathlon.
Our first report is in from a reporter in the Lousianna area. Unsure if this pic if authentic or not, but, it does appear to be Danyelle Bennett trick skiing carrying a machine gun with the Olympic logo on her rash guard. Is it fake?
Photo 1: toting gun on lake
Photo 2: Shooting at un-named target