Haiku, no Hike Me!!


You fly through the air
Toyota Specialist says
Doing it Wrong

or

Someone stole my ski
lojack may have been helpful
fall will really hurt




French flips and spins say
nattys record is going down
if clem has her way

Or

Back Flip with a twist
says natalia goes down
if clem has her way


I used to fly far
could go so much further with
Bea Arthur's jumpers

or

Hot summer nights was
a highlight of watersports
work now with Mickey


First hard shell binding
attached to long piece of wood
held by a water babe

or

I eat two burgers
I drink five cans of miller
Then stomp 38 off

Comments

  1. Lauryn Eagle is a babe!

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  2. is that really who that is? whoa. i thought that was some old ass picture.

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