Haiku, no Hike Me!!

You fly through the air

Toyota Specialist says

Doing it Wrong

or

Someone stole my ski

lojack may have been helpful

fall will really hurt

French flips and spins say

nattys record is going down

if clem has her way

Or

Back Flip with a twist

says natalia goes down

if clem has her way

I used to fly far

could go so much further with

Bea Arthur's jumpers

or

Hot summer nights was

a highlight of watersports

work now with Mickey

First hard shell binding

attached to long piece of wood

held by a water babe

or

I eat two burgers

I drink five cans of miller

Then stomp 38 off