Dec 30, 2009

New Year

Did everyone get what they wanted from Santa?

I know I did not. I mean come on now Santa, did I really ask for all that much?

ODBF Christmas list

1) Dallas Friday blow up doll
2) Karina Nowlan blow up doll
3) ok ill settle for any blow up doll
4) minion to get out of that Panamanian jail and write again

I mean really was that so much to ask for? And what did I get?


oh well, another year down.

Happy new year!!!

And "once in a blue moon" happens to fall on New Years Eve this year. So get out there and do something crazy. The CRB staff is throwing a huge party at the Creeky Mansion* and everyone is invited**.

*homeless shelter
**except the minion, he caused problems last time


  1. um, can you please forward me a copy of that email invite? I didn't get one. wtf?

  2. email invite...its a homeless shelter man. the closest we get to email is when the minon steals someones blackberry to pawn for heroin.

  3. Man, so pumped I haven't hit the hangover yet from this event. Just gotta keep the ball rolling...

  4. Anonymous3:11 PM


Speak now. Give us your tired your hungry your weak. We will make them into CRB Staff

Its to Dang Cold!

Enjoy this weather you hot piece of ass! Dispatch from the CRB weather desk Guess what???  ITS COLDER THEN A WELL DIGGERS ASS OUT THERE KIDS...