Dec 7, 2009

Lake Trout Carry Out - Shoreline Nazi Edition

Lake Trout Carry Out is what we are currently calling the random link heap/dump/thing/whatever.

  • Some peeps just dont like Waterskiers. Even though they are they ones that cleaned up the park and turned it from a dump into a treasured city park, the town of New London has decided to charge the team a fee for causing "shoreline erosion".
  • Master Craft has signed a 6 year deal with the IWWF to supply the boats for all IWWF tournaments. Good news for a company that until recently was on the verge of collapse.
  • Another wakeboard park in the Phillipeans. Sounds like they are doing something right...just don't talk politics...
  • Malibu Corvette Limited Edition Sport-V will end production. The Minion will shed many a tear over this news.
  • Ski Boat Angling...just let that sink in for a second... I think the people of Namibia are a little confused. When you say "Ski Boat Angling out loud what comes to mind? YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
Hey, its late Monday, which means you made it through the worst day of the week.  Congrats, that means you only have about 4,000 more of these bullshit days left before you retire/die.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Brown Shirts Protest Texas Ski Lakes too.


Speak now. Give us your tired your hungry your weak. We will make them into CRB Staff

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