Dec 15, 2009

Its that time of year again

Thank you TBS for playing this movie for 24 hours straight on christmas day. I dont know what I would do with myself at the ODBF Christmas if I could not watch A Christmas Story 14 times in a row.



Of course I would be able to watch this if the ODBF household had a TV, but Mr. ODBF was more of a Bender from The Breakfast Club style father.

ODBF:

Dear Santa,

This year I have been very good! Look at my report card (attachement 2.38), my dental x-rays (attachement 7.13) and my police report (attachement beer = awsome). This year I want:

bunny slippers

subscription to Playboy

Lego castle

6 pack of Triple Bock (its the chewy beer)

remote control dog polisher

fur sink


and

that-------------------->

yep both.


XOXOXOXO

ODBF

P.S. please tell daddy I do not want a carton of Pall Malls and a bottle of Wild Turkey this year.


---cut to December 25th---


Mr. ODBF: /smack

YOU DONT LIKE PALL MALLS? FINE ILL TAKE THEM, HERE HAVE SOME SOCKS

ODBF: wimper...ill take them]

Mr. ODBF: TO LATE

/smokes




Now that is a Christmas song.

P.S. If the bums in the CRB AP department do not turn off THE MIX 106 Christmas music station...I swear I will lose it.

2 comments:

  1. you will drink your wild turkey and like it. says tim riggins dad.

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  2. Friday Night Lights referance. well played.

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