Of course I would be able to watch this if the ODBF household had a TV, but Mr. ODBF was more of a Bender from The Breakfast Club style father.
ODBF:
Dear Santa,
This year I have been very good! Look at my report card (attachement 2.38), my dental x-rays (attachement 7.13) and my police report (attachement beer = awsome). This year I want:
bunny slippers
subscription to Playboy
Lego castle
6 pack of Triple Bock (its the chewy beer)
remote control dog polisher
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fur sink
and
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yep both.
XOXOXOXO
ODBF
P.S. please tell daddy I do not want a carton of Pall Malls and a bottle of Wild Turkey this year.
---cut to December 25th---
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Mr. ODBF: /smack
YOU DONT LIKE PALL MALLS? FINE ILL TAKE THEM, HERE HAVE SOME SOCKS
ODBF: wimper...ill take them]
Mr. ODBF: TO LATE
/smokes
Now that is a Christmas song.
P.S. If the bums in the CRB AP department do not turn off THE MIX 106 Christmas music station...I swear I will lose it.
you will drink your wild turkey and like it. says tim riggins dad.
ReplyDeleteFriday Night Lights referance. well played.
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