Thank you TBS for playing this movie for 24 hours straight on christmas day. I dont know what I would do with myself at the ODBF Christmas if I could not watch A Christmas Story 14 times in a row.
Of course I would be able to watch this if the ODBF household had a TV, but Mr. ODBF was more of a Bender from The Breakfast Club style father.
This year I have been very good! Look at my report card (attachement 2.38), my dental x-rays (attachement 7.13) and my police report (attachement beer = awsome). This year I want:
subscription to Playboy
6 pack of Triple Bock (its the chewy beer)
remote control dog polisher
P.S. please tell daddy I do not want a carton of Pall Malls and a bottle of Wild Turkey this year.
---cut to December 25th---
Mr. ODBF: /smack
YOU DONT LIKE PALL MALLS? FINE ILL TAKE THEM, HERE HAVE SOME SOCKS
ODBF: wimper...ill take them]
Mr. ODBF: TO LATE
Now that is a Christmas song.
P.S. If the bums in the CRB AP department do not turn off THE MIX 106 Christmas music station...I swear I will lose it.