Dec 7, 2009

Elephants Eat Squirrels

YouTube has been around for what, 3 or 4 years? Like Wikipedia (where I got that first figure.. and all my facts for that matter), you would think this video hosting site would evolve over time to accurately reflect the current state of events in this world. And yet I still find Twiggy the damn squirrel coming up on page one every time I search ‘water ski.’ Haven’t we gotten past this fascination? Well Twiggy, you’ve met your match. What’s more bad ass then a squirrel that water skis? A lot of things. But especially Judy the water skiing elephant. To allow judy to paraphrase the great Denzel: “Twiggy the squirrel aint got shit on me!”


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:02 PM

    To paraphrase Ron Burgandy. "would you look at that! That squirell can waterski"

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  2. Oh, a rainbow! do me on it!

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  3. Now if the elephant was holding onto the handle with it's trunk...

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  4. Brick killed a guy with a trident.

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