Nov 19, 2009

Lake Trout Carry Out - Jet Waterski Edition

Lake Trout Carry Out is what we are currently calling the random link heap/dump/thing/whatever.

If you google image search for "waterski" this is the first pic that comes up.

That has to be a hell of a deep water start!

Waterskiing must be getting big! People are buying pillows that pros have slept on now...ebay

USAWS picked its atheletes and team of the year. If my girl Regina had not been picked I would quit waterskiing and take up accounting as my new hobby. Because not picking her would have been as big a crime as I commit everytime I try to balance my checkbook.

Residents of the waterski hating town of Sheperton in the UK are up in arms about a new cable park that is in the works. (note to self: avoid Sheperton. hell avoid the UK all together.)

This girl in Austin TX likes to dress in "lake ready" outfits. um, does that mean instead of a thong under that dress you have a bikini on?

So the people of Davao City in the Phillipenes are way cooler then anyone that lives in the UK. Of course most anyone is cooler then those fish and chip eating, no teeth brushing, waterski haters... Davao approves new Wakeboard Park

The mens jump event is a lie. It really should just be renamed "Who wants to lose to Freddy this week?". and if you dont belive me then take a look at these scores from the final world cup stop.

This is what you get if you google image search for "waterski" and "sex". Yep, that makes sense... This is why waterskiing is not big and a sport like beach vollyball is kicking our asses...


  1. i heard that your moms wears "bed ready" attire when she goes out.


    /beating a dead horse'd

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