Jul 23, 2009

Wakeboard Lesson - Whirlybird

One thing that the CRB has fallen victim to, or egregiously overlooked, is wakeboarding love. That is very disappointing and management has taken internal steps to rectify that situation. How you ask? Strongly worded memos and beatings to start.

Well, here is our first step at reclimation, and it comes to us from Ross Skrudland, wakeboard youtube man and noted playboy*.

Please watch, then, grab your board and do this! Whirlybirds are the best and need to be incorporated into everything. Whirlybird on a slalom ski? YES! Whirlybird on a swivel ski? YES MA'AM! Whirlybird while spotting? YES! Whirlybird with your significant other? YES YES YES!! OH MY GOD YES!!!

*unverified

4 comments:

  1. Just thought some more, CRB also recommends the Backside roll to revert with your sig. other. lol.

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  2. Anonymous1:28 PM

    AGREED!

    YAY ASS JOKES!

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  3. Anonymous8:40 PM

    The Ladies Man approves of the level of sophisticated humor on this site.

    /courvoisier'd

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  4. Anonymous4:42 PM

    I tried the backside roll and she threw a tantrum.

    /drink drank and slow yur roll
    http://www.drankbeverage.com/

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