Jul 25, 2009

She Is A Manimal!

Regina Jaquess... wealthy, young, handsome. A woman with the brightest of futures. A woman with the darkest of pasts. From Africa's deepest recesses, to the rarefied peaks of Tibet, heir to her father's legacy and the world's darkest mysteries. Regina Jaquess, master of the secrets that divide woman from animal, animal from woman... Manimal!
Regina Jaquess is a Manimal...or, maybe more accurately, a Womanimal! She just set another "pending" record! This girl is redick. She just recently set a pending slalom record, and now a much more confusing one. From the USA Waterski site:
At the Guadalajara International Cup on July 18 in Santa Rosa Beach, Fla., Jaquess scored 4 buoys at 39-1/2 feet off in slalom, tallied 8,180 points in tricks and leaped 171 feet (52.2 meters) in jumping to finish with 2,934.36 overall points.
What does that mean? How does this scoring work?

Whatever it means, its awesome.

Update: Regina Womanimal pic now with 100% more Nola


  1. Anonymous5:07 PM

    maybe that explains the skills that she is showing this year. or maybe its that she graduated and has more time to practice. But im going to go with womanimal

  2. what would we do without nola? this site would be lost

  3. Bad news, I think Nola quit smoking.

    BTW, I have a road trip suggestion for you back on my lake.


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